You're Just Jealous - Swirlies

Sample Sam went to the grape store

Bought a cabbage and some throw rugs

Sample Sam walked on out the door

Socked in the puss and mugged by bugs

Ruthie Gordon was a movie star

She loved a boy much younger than I am

Driving by her corpse in my car

She could have been the king of Siam

Henry Clump was a pious little boy

Not a cad or a never-do-well

His mother purchased him a zither for a toy

Consequently, his life went to hell