Happy Birthday You Dog You - Swamp Dogg

I jumped out the closet with all our friends

And we hollered surprise

You walked through the door with another man

I couldn’t believe my eyes

Greetings, salutations, how do you do

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

I planned this party 6 months ago

Everybody’s here that you know

I flew in your mama and your papa too

And Ms. Wiggin the first teacher

That you had in grade school

I’m standing here looking like a silly fool

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

Had a baker to make a cake

That looks just like your pretty face

Hired a band and some singers too

And had it catered with Chinese food

Wait a minute, I don’t know who that man is

That you walkd in here with tonight

But don’t have him dancing to my music and ating my food

Or else there’ll be a fight

There’s gonna be a fight

Why can’t you do something right

For a change

And must you always

Act so strange

And why will I go on lovin' you

Like I did before

And why will I pretend that no other man

Once this one hits the door

Your gift is a lifetime fool

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, you dog you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, hey, you dog you

Happy birthday, hey, you dog you

Happy birthday, hey, you dog you

You no good thing

You no good thing

You’re a dirty dog…