Goat Crack - Svartby

Goat Crack, a misty gully

Filled with bushes, filled with thorns

Goat Crack, a tricky spot

Where goats are found and lost

Goat Crack, a misty gully

Filled with bushes, filled with thorns

Goat Crack, a tricky spot

Where goats are found and lost

If some cattle went astray

While a shepherd was asleep

All the people know you may

Find it in, in the gully’s deep

Meet shepherd lass Martha

And her long, blond plait

And her big, big milk cans

Holding lads' breath

Meet shepherd lass Martha

And her long, blond plait

And her big milk cans

Holding lads' breath

Good-hearted and a laugher

And goes out with all market

Striding through meadow

Goat gone — where to get it?

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a misty gully

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a tricky spot

Filled with bushes, filled with thorns

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, where goats are found and lost

Once she was gone

No one saw her for two weeks

Then back if nothing happened

Same soft arms and apple cheeks

But poor blokes moan

And VD rates grow

Mixtures all but fail

Dicks so green, keep falling off

If your husband’s dick is gone

Then he visits Martha’s shack

Blessed by curse from boggy gully

She is nick-named Goat Crack

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a misty gully

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a tricky spot

Filled with bushes, filled with thorns

Goat Crack, Goat Crack, where dicks are found and lost