Fisheye Lens - Strong Bad

Woke up this morning in a rap song video

Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo?

Well, Coach Z, that all depends

Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens?

I’m sorry, did you just say waughmp waughmp?

That’s right, and you know what that means!

I don’t!

Things are about to get… bulbous

Waughmp waughmp

I bought a fisheye lens

And made a rap video with a couple of friends

It goes «waughmp waughmp»

All the ladies and mens

They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

Hey, that chorus wasn’t kidding

Check out how cool my rap points look!

With a fisheye lens, you don’t need to know how to rap or skateboard or do

anything well!

Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up

My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough

We got bulbous hands

And bulbous feet

Now turn your back to the camera

Shake those bulbous cheeks!

Oh, look at that! I’ve got a considerable rear shelf!

That makes me uncomfortable!

Waughmp waughmp

I bought a fisheye lens

And made a rap video with a couple of friends

It goes «waughmp waughmp»

All the ladies and mens

They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

And once you use a fisheye, you just can’t stop

It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped

I jumped in slow motion

Off the curb

Without a skateboard

That should look absurd

But with my fisheye lens, hey

Haven’t you heard?

I got the moves so smooth make your mom say

(Those are some exceptionally smooth moves)

Coach Z!

SB!

Whatchu got for me?

I got the

F-I-S-H-E-Y-E lens

Let’s pretends I got ten girlfriends

And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens, it goes

Waughmp waughmp

I bought a fisheye lens

And made a rap video with a couple of friends

It goes «waughmp waughmp»

All the ladies and mens

They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool!

Yeah yeah!

What about tax papers?

Oh, look at how cool those papes look!

How about a pair of tan pants?

Ohh!

Somebody say country dish towel?

Country dish towel!

Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try

What happens when you point it at a real fish eye?