Far From Home (Skit) - Stevie Stone

Bored, bored, boy

what’s up?

looking bored my man

hum uh, what’s up?

Good right?

Yeah we good, you ain’t dirty no?

Ah, fuck

Damn!

They flagging us down

Fuck!

We good, we good though

Damn!

they’re pulling us over for?

fuck, fuck, you ain’t got no warrants?

no no no no

license and registration?

how you doing officer?

is there a problem?

don’t make me repeat myself

here you go man

can I know why you pulled us over though?

hey, let me ask the questions here.

is this your car and address, st.

Louis?

you all a lil far from home ain’t you?

yes sir, we just passing through

where you boys coming from?

I know this motherfucker just ain’t called us boys

we just coming from downtown officer.

we just passing through.

we tryna make it

home that’s all

are you one of dem rap guys or something?

I do music

Well I pulled you over cause your car tint is too dark.

you guys got anything

in the car?

Naah, no officer, we don’t have anything in the car

then I’m sure you don’t mind if I search it?

hey man he’s supposed to be writing us a ticket

search for what?

I don’t think there’s no reason for searching, and I’m not

giving you

Consent

you guys are hiding something?

Hey!

you keep your hands where I can see them

hey officer, I ain’t Move.

my hands are right here man

no there’s nothing to hide and I don’t think a search is really necessary

won’t you go ahead and step out of the car for me?

step out of the car for what?

hell nah!

let me explain something to you mr.

Williams.

I don’t have to have a fucking

reason to to have you step out of the car.

You think I need a warrant?

you clearly don’t know your fucking rights

Dog he’s stalling for real bro, do not get out of the car

its 7:35, step it up.

I got a verbal 29. I’m not asking you again

you trippin'

And you keep your fucking hands on the dash

I, I haven’t move them

is all that necessary officer?

(Cranks gun)

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa… whoa!

Whoa!

What the fuck you pulling guns on us for?

Whoa.

What are you doing?

Bro chill, hey, hey, hey!

Out of the car now?

okay okay okay I’m getting out of the car

God damn!

Hey!

And you keep your hands on the dash

I ain’t moving, them right here.

Chill out

hands behind your back now!

okay okay

stop resisting

I’m not resisting

stop resisting

(Shouting) I’m not resisting