Alligator Ass - Steven Seagal

I went down to Mississippi and I tried to beg a ride

I saw Jesus and the devil they was walkin side by side

I said whoa Mr. Devil is that really what I see

He said I was thinking folks might try to judge me by my company

Well my boss gave me the wages

So I went down to the market

Before I bought some bread

Somebody took it from my pocket

Now you see why

I have a suspicious mind

My momma done told me

You gonna have to meet all kinds

I thought the preacher stole my Cadillac

So I looked him in the eye

I asked him for the truth and he told me a lie

Well we settled in the middle now I’m too poor to die

But I seem to keep on movin and i’m too proud to cry

But I keep on moving

But I seem to keep on movin

Well I seem to keep on movin and I’m too proud to cry

I met a little pretty and she told me that she loved me

If I wanted things to go well I should try to meet her family

I bought a diamond ring and I showed it to her mother she told me it was too

small

And the daughter had another man

Another man

So you see why

I have a suspicious mind

Only way I know I’m ahead

Is when they tell me I’m behind

Someone took me to a restaurant and I had to eat something fast

I ordered me some chicken

They gave me alligator ass

Now you see why

I have a suspicious mind

I keep on lookin

But I can’t seem to find

Someone simply nice and kind