I Want to Be a Clone - Steve Taylor

I’ve gone through so much other stuff

That walking down the aisle was tough

But now I know it’s not enough —

I Want To Be A Clone

I asked the Lord into my heart

They said that that’s the way to start

But now you’ve got to play the part

I Want To Be A Clone

Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight

Cloneliness is next to godliness — RIGHT!

I’m grateful that they showed the way

'Cause I could never know the way

To serve him on my own —

I Want To Be A Clone

They told me that I’d fall away

Unless I followed what they say

Who needs the Bible anyway?

I Want To Be A Clone

Their language, it was new to me

But «Christianese» got through to me

Now I can speak it fluently

I Want To Be A Clone

Be a clone…

«Send in the clones…»

(Uh, I kinda wanted to tell some of my friends and people about it

You know?)

WHAT???

You’re still a babe, you have to grow

Give it twenty years or so

'Cause if you want to be one of his

Gotta act like one of US!

Be a clone…

So now I see the whole design:

My church is an assembly line

The parts are there, I’m feeling fine

I Want To Be A Clone

I’ve learned enough to stay afloat

But not so much I rock the boat

I’m glad they shoved it down my throat —

I Want To Be A Clone!

(Everybody must get cloned