Hopscotch Willy - Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Hopscotch Willie swore he was framed

He was a mark not a killer

So he did claim

It was a classic example of a fall guy

Facts all point to skinny white ass

He had the motive and the means

And a weapon to match

And if he managed to escape the long arms of the law

I will be shocked because I know that he is going down

The dick said to Willie, you’re in the clink

So save the the pity party for the county shrink

I’m sure they’ll find some profound parallels to mind

You can’t blame me for my guilty face

It was a gift from my mother, my father in place

Of all the love they should have given

They just left me with this dirty DNA

That makes you think I’m the one you want

Do a little hopscotch, do a little hopscotch, do a little hopscotch,

Willie hopscotch

Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch, do a little Willie hopscotch,

Willie hopscotch

Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch, do a Willie Willie hopscotch,

Willie hopscotch

Do a little hopscotch, Willie hopscotch, do a little Willie hopscotch,

Willie Willie hopscotch

Willie!

This all went down not far away

Just a weak stone’s throw from sheepshead bay

A corspe was found in pieces underneath the pier

Willie was found not far from the scene

He was panting like a Pitbull, minus the mean

He was panting like a Pitbull, panting like a Pitbull, panting like a Pitbull,

panting like a Pitbull minus the mean

Minus the mean