You'd Be Surprised - Stephen DeRosa, Vince Giordano, The Nighthawks

Johnny was bashful and shy

Nobody understood why

Mary loved him

All the other girls passed him by

Everyone wanted to know

How she could pick such a bow

With a twinkle in her eye

She made this reply

He’s not so good in a crowd

But when you get him alone

You’d be surprised

He isn’t much at a dance

But when he’s taking you home

You’d be surprised

He doesn’t look like much of a lover

But you can’t judge a book by its cover

He’s got the face of an angel but

There’s a devil in his eye

He’s such a delicate thing

But when he’s starting to squeeze

You’d be surprised

He doesn’t look very strong

But when you sit on his knees

You’d be surprised

At a party or at a ball

I’ve got to admit that he’s nothing at all