Las Vegas - Steep Canyon Rangers

Tight skirt, t-shirts and quick Casanovas

Honeymooners, middle schoolers, sightseers, high rollers

We’re all on the strip tonight, bathin' in the neon lights

Ohohohohoho, Mama I’m two steps over the line

King of this plastic castle and I feel like dying

Minivans, chrome wheels, flip-flops and high heels

Prowlin' down the asphalt red carpet sidewalks

A slice of the American dream, five cherries on the slot machine

They give me high balls and free beer as long as I’m sitting here

With the sure things, bad beats, suckers and the wannabes

Who’s cold sweatin when the pot gets doubled

If you ain’t hustling you can bet you’re getting hustled

I wash my hands but they won’t come clean

Try to clear my head of the things I’ve seen

Take another shot of whiskey but this ain’t no dream

And I feel like I’ve been sold