Torts - Starlight Mints

All you liars and judgers and reading rooms

This song goes out to you

As your counselor wishes that I could prove

Everyone travels in twos

Is it the end of the beginning?

Mommy killed a mouse

Baby burned the house

Daddy found the pills

Monkey bought a church

Jesus called it Earth

There’s no one else to blame

So evil was the tort

The toaster and a fork

Everyone will say

The monkey couldn’t lie

The jury wouldn’t buy

The perfect alibi

Forget about the lies, your thoughts, your food

Eat them up, they love you

If you cross and you count

Oh, you try to move

This will come back, back to you

As the stone eats the circle

The litigation of your favorite pen

Has the whole world gotten the blues?

There’s question marks aimed at you

Is it the end of the beginning?