Dreams - Stark Reality

Once I was a pirate

a bold and savage pirate

I flew the skull and crossbones

and stamped upon the deck.

Once I was a camel

a handsome sort of camel

with princesses aboard me

and jewels around my neck

Once I was a dancer

And once a necromancer

I even was a Viking

With helmet on my head

I might have been a parrot

A gay Brazilian parrot

If someone hadn’t wakened me

And pulled me out of bed