Please Be Upstanding - Squeeze

We’ve been together 20 years

The passion’s never disappeared

Then things started to regress

Undoing all my eagerness

I knew other men had felt like me

Sinking down in misery

Please please please be upstanding

Please please please be upstanding

Please please please be upstanding

Now

My manhood took a silent blow

I thought I had no place to go

We sat up talking all night long

The tactile mood remaining strong

She took me gently by the hand

Together we devised a plan

The doctor saw me and was not surprised

The tests came back and I was lost inside

In the image was a darkened shape

He gave me pills to take and tables turned

The side effect was just a gentle burn

I felt scared as I laid awake

We understand each other’s fears

We’d always been there down the years

The prospect of another night

Waking up and holding tight

Trying to balance in mid air

With nothing but a dribble there