Haywire - Squeeze

I’m thinking about the images

Stored in my memory bank

I’m lost inside a paradise

My mind goes all blank

And on the floor a leopard skin

Ooh she’s all legs and lips

I’ve one ear on the kitchen door

Where dad was preparing drinks

My hormones have gone haywire

My temperature is right off the gauge

I’m so scared my mum will find out

What I’m doing so I quickly turn the page

I’m thinking about the images

That I had inside my head

There’s not much to imagine

To that centre spread

She looks at me seductively

Ooh, I feel something new

There’s steam coming out of my ears

My toes curl in my shoes

My hormones have gone haywire

My temperature is right off the gauge

I’m so scared my mum will find out

What I’m doing so I quickly turn the page

In a covert operation

I head towards the shops

I had a fascination

That I didn’t want to stop

Inside a comic a magazine

Then I walked out of the door

And swiftly made my way home

I’m thinking about the images

My teenage self enjoyed

Those dangerous excursions

Took the man out of the boy

The women I encountered there

Became good friends and stuck

Together in the pages to see

A teenage boy thunderstruck

My hormones have gone haywire

My temperature is right off the gauge

I’m so scared my mum will find out

What I’m doing so I quickly turn the page…