My God Rides a Skateboard - Spermbirds

Well I was ridin' my board

Just the other day

It slipped out from under me

And went away

Went under a car and now it’s broke

Can’t skate no more

I ain’t got no hope

I went inside and turned on the TV

Jerry Falwell was lookin' at me

He said you want to go to heaven

There’s just one thing

You gotta help me pay for this damned ring

I was just gonna send him a check I signed

When the only thing that saved me

Was a friend of mine

He said don’t give money to things you hate

Here’s another board

Come on, let’s skate

Pray for salvation and what do you get?

A preacher with a limo

And a mouth full of shit

I’m through with their promises

I’m through with lies

I’ll see them in hell

When those fuckers die

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

That’s a fact

Religion is fine

If that’s what you need

But don’t be victim

Of some dickhead’s greed

I don’t care how Jim Bakker feels

His shit don’t bother me

My god’s on wheels

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

Oh yeah man

So pray for salvation

And what do you get?

A preacher with a limo

Who don’t give a shit

I think they’re lying

I think they don’t care

You can’t go to heaven

If the checkbook’s not there

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard

My god rides a skateboard