Indoor Soccer - Speedy Ortiz

Headdresses on a shroud

Massive machete, that shit is getting heavy

Though you knew me, don’t know me now

Don’t you let down my good friends

Don’t you fuck with my pals

Straight through the town

You drive around

Quit following my friends

All over the secret garden

All over the secret garden

He lives in the secret garden

Jerks at work freeze kitties on their breaks

The cats meow, you hem and howl

Don’t have to use a safe word

In bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls

And psycho clinic shower heads, you use them cleverly

Didn’t you forget balloons on my birthday?

Why did you fuck with my self-esteem, man?

Straight through the town

You drive around

I need a line to my head-space

All over the secret garden

All over the secret garden

He lives in the secret garden

It’s not invincible, no, my darling

I’m not invincible when I fall

The tangled lore of the secret garden

I fucking hate playing indoor soccer