Tips for Teens - Sparks

I’ve got a snapshot of your aunt Maureen

She’s 90 and you’re a teen

I’m trying to cheer you up Don’t be so mean, don’t be so mean

Crach, bam, now you’re looking good

Tip top, now you’re feeling good

Once more, here’s your aunt Maureen

Don’t you feel good?

Don’t you feel good?

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The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

Wake up to music

And say you’re too sick to go to work

Soon, you will lose all your zits

Tight sweaters no longer fit

Jet-setters will make their pitch

I told you so, I told you so Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

Don’t eat that ice cream

It is vanilla?

Give it to me

Don’t eat that pastry

What’s in the middle?

Give it to me

Don’t eat that burger

Has it got mayonnaise?

Give it to me

Keep that mystique up And wear a 'D' cup, no matter what

Don’t eat no curry

Before a very important date

Do I look so knowing and old and wise

Maybe it’s those Dacron ties

How come you keep asking me?

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Crach, bam, now you’re looking good

Tip top, now you’re feeling good

Once more, here’s your aunt Maureen

Don’t you feel good?

Don’t you feel good?

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see on T.V. screens

Tips for teens, tips for teens

The kind you don’t see in magazines

Tips for teens, tips for teens