Computer Girl - Sparks, Russell Mael, Ron Mael

Computer girl

My computer girl

(This is a recording)

She’s got no arms

She’s got no legs

For computers have no limbs

(This is a recording)

At first

She did not work right

At first

She did not function

I took a hammer

I took some nails

I went hammer, hammer, hammer

Rat tat tat

Fix fix fix

My computer girl

My computer girl

(This is a recording)

Well, if you’d like

A date with her

Stick an IBM card

In her stomach

Oh, if you’d like

A date with her

Place an IBM card

In her stomach

Well, if you’d like

A date with my computer girl

You gotta take an IBM card

And place it in her stomach

That’s what

That’s what you gotta do

Oh, computer girl

Computer girl

My computer girl