Drunken Sailor - Slow Gherkin

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a fucked up flailer

Swabbing the deck and mopping up the boat

With a forty shoved halfway down his throat?

You were drunker (drunker), bolder (bolder)

Slobbering (slobbering) on your shoulder

Running all around, thinking that you’re vogue

Zack kicks back drinking a Rogue

Everybody’s layed back except for one

Chris starts yelling, «What the hell have I done?»

So Chris kicked you out, said, «You're too damn smashed.»

You drove that little Bug home--my God, you nearly crashed!

We should have helped you out, but instead we just laughed

Now I’ll take that crutch away from you

And break it right in half