Scac 101 - Slim Cessna's Auto Club

Munly: He pulled out the mason jar

I’d heard them rumors from Frank Hauser

The story goes that every few years

Slim says «Boys, I gotta go.

So drink one more with me.»

We pass the jar around

The drink then fell down off of our face

As Slim thought he won, Cause we

We were all cryin'

He softened our senses with his drink

Then he started cryin'

Blubberin' «you boys meant so much to me

And if you do love me

Then let my exit be easy»

«Well, Slim, I love you more than myself

But we’ve no time to miss ya'

Cause we must stop this lyin'

Slim, you hurt us to the core.»

We all felt like dyin'

Then we took one more drink from the jar

Then your drink made our senses say no to your plan

We’ve banded together, Slim

One more chance!

But this time around if you mess with our heart

We’ll force you to drink from our own mason jar

— and you’ll be left cryin'

Slim: «I already am, why don’t you listen to me?

I also feel like dyin'

Why can’t you quit my world and let me be?

It’s so conceited to think that you can

Survive my jar, survive my plan

I’d thought your egos make property cringe

I’ll take up this challenge and I’ll keep on tryin'

I can’t guarantee my heart won’t come loose

And send me home cryin'

In my name’s sake, cracker, what’s the use?

On the way home I’ll probably crash and burn

Cause the Cessna can’t ever seem to learn

That a man was never meant to be so high

Oh Why!

Why!

Why!

Why!

Comes back to cryin'»

«I'll drink one more with you again

This jar will never be dryin'

Forever put our tears within

Then we’ll take this jar around the world

Quenchin' every boy and girl

And when they drink our tears down

And when they drink our tears down»

Munly: «We'll, they’ll be left cryin'»

Slim: «Just like I planned from the start»

Munly: «So, Slim, you’re still lyin'!»

Slim: «No, you still don’t listen

Now put your hand on my heart

Why must you always put up a fight?

Go on, take a drink, live your life and cry…»

Munly: «Slim, I finally understand»

Slim: «So, you’ll agree to be part of this plan»

Munly: «Like them people before me you left in the ditch

Jon Killough, Bob Caleb…»

Slim: «…yes, there’s too many to list»

Both: «So people lift up your own mason jars and understand

We’re gonna leave you cryin'»