Punk Rock Billy - Slightly Stoopid

Punk rock Billy was an average Joe

Kickin kids shins with his steel boot toe

With his chin up high and his feet down low

So no one tells him which way to go

And I don’t know just what it will take

Watch and see all of his mistakes

And stumbling onto the ground again

And off to the jail house is where he’s sent

He wore his pants too low

He spiked his hair too high

He never said goodbye

That punk rock Billy he’s the one

Ain’t nobody gonna f**k with me

Knowin they’ll end up DEAD

Why the f**k would they call LAPD

Cause you know those dudes can’t catch me

Say where I live there’s no sunshine

Kickin in heads and your behind

Wanna f**k with me just one more time

Punk rock Billy this is your last time

He wore his pants too low

He spiked his hair too high

He never said goobye

That punk rock Billy he’s the one