Johnny Law - Slightly Stoopid

I never thought too much about politics

I never cared for the law

There’s only one thing on my mind

God damn, I need my alcohol

And if you ask me no more questions

I’m sure to tell you no lies

When 1 and 1 is adding up to 3

Someone is shooting up a line

I’m gonna go break the law

I’m getting' sick of it all

And as i’m waiting at the bus stop

I hear a mean old yell

And here he comes, mister johnny fuckin' law

He’s got me scared as

He’s got me scared as hell

And if you think he’s got me cornered

As soon as I get my .009

Somebody out there dial 9−1-1

It doesnt cost you a dime

I’m gonna go break the law

I’m gettin' sick of it all

I’m gonna go break the law

I’m getting' sick of it all

Fuck it

Fuck you, too