The Last Laugh - Slapshot

Fuck you, and your entire fucked up crew

I hate you and everything you do

Such a tough guy you bring your friends

One on one shit your depends

Ruined the scene with all this shit

Never shut up just deal with it

Die, die, die motherfucker

Go hang yourself, cocksucker

Bash your face in with a brick

Hope your fucking car drives off a cliff

House burns down while you’re asleep

Take a big knife and stab it deep

Hope you die you piece of shit

Kill yourself please make it quick

Same old story same old tale

Assholes like you belong in jail

500 pounds and that’s all you can do?

My mother hit me harder than you

I never talked shit I have the proof

You’re too stupid to see the truth

Guess I’m too old for this shit

I’ll hire some fucker to do the hit

Die, die, die motherfucker

It’s your time to fry cocksucker

Force feed you some broken glass

Broken bottle up your ass

12 gauge blast right to your head

Skull fuck you after you’re dead

Tied down and forced to plead

I’ll laugh while I watch you bleed

Ready for more?

Die, die, die motherfucker

Go and fuck yourself cocksucker

Broken legs and broken back

I’ll smile when I hear them crack

Pushed into a subway train

I’ll get down and eat the brains

Let’s give you a heart attack

Then I’ll have the last laugh

I’ll have the last laugh