Myzsterious Mizster Jones - Slade

With a snake tattoo going down his arm —

The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Well

He’s the living proof of eternal youth

Got an icecold diamond in his tooth

And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof —

The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh

What’s good for him is bad for me

Oh

It’s hard to break a myzstery

A double dealing hero

To bring you down to zero

His origins unkown and he ain’t got no home —

The myzsterious Mizster Jones

He’s into shooting stars

Eccentric cars

Grew up fussing

Fighting in the bars

All he’s got to show for it’s the battle scars —

The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh

What’s good for him is bad for me

Whatever makes him tick

Go take your pick

With a five line rhyming limerick

Is it his silver tongue?

Well

Maybe that’s the trick

Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh

What’s good for him is bad for me

The myzsterious Mizster Jones — the myzsterious MizsterJones