Balwyn Calling - Skyhooks

You met her at a party on Saturday night

She was drinkin' advocaat

Her skin was smooth and her jeans were tight

You didn’t think she’d go that far

She mighta looked like a princess

But why’d you have to give her your address

Cos you ain’t safe when you get home

She’s gonna call you on the telephone

Hey boy that’s Balwyn callin'

Hey boy that’s Balwyn callin'

Hey boy that’s Balwyn callin'

Get on the phone and do a bit of stallin'

It was just too easy when you got to her flat

And she kicked off her platform shoes

And you played around like a cat and a rat

And now you’ve got the Balwyn blues

Well you thought she ould be a one nighter

But she wants to squeeze you tighter

Cos you ain’t safe when you get home

She’s gonna call you on the telephone

She sure knows when she’s got a good catch

And she just won’t let go

She’s been searchin' for the perfect match

Her ambition with your dough

A brick veneer prison is waitin' for you

But you just smile while she turns the screw

And you ain’t safe when you get home she

She’s gonna call you on the telephone

Hey boy that’s Balwyn calling X 3

Get off the phone and get out of Balwyn