Art Nazi - Skyclad

Twist the truth then twist your arm

It’s the Emperor Caligula School of Charm

Don’t take his word 'cause it’s not worth having it

He’s an Art-Nazi!

He’s a tinpot Hitler gone berserk

A self-made man from another man’s work

More tongue-in-cheek than a french kiss from Judas Iscariot

I’ve been to a prison, one of my own making

I sent myself there when I signed on the line

A pact with the Devil so legally binding

Now he owns my soul 'til the end of time

He owns all we eat, all we breathe

All we take and all we leave

All we are and all we ever will be

Think of all the time and the energy we’ve wasted

Learning how the sole of a Jack-boot tasted

Anyone would think that he was doing us a favour

He’s an Art-Nazi!

His name goes hand in hand with notoriety

Bigot of the highly illegitimate variety

I’m sick of eating shit, can I try another flavour?

What you give with one hand you take with the other

We are your puppets and you pull the strings

Don’t make the fatal mistake of forgetting

It’s never really over 'til the fat lady sings

He knows all we think, all we do

Head he wins and tails we lose

He’s our Führer, he’s our Lord and Master

Twist the truth then twist your arm

It’s the Emperor Caligula School of Charm

Don’t take his word 'cause it’s not worth having it

He’s an Art-Nazi!

He’s a tinpot Hitler gone berserk

A self-made man from another man’s work

More tongue-in-cheek than a french kiss from Judas Iscariot

His name goes hand in hand with notoriety

Bigot of the highly illegitimate variety

I’m sick of eating shit, can I try another flavour?

I said, I’m sick of eating shit, can I try another flavour?

He’s an Art-Nazi!

Oh God I’m sick of eating shit, can I try another flavour?

He’s an Art-Nazi!