Silly Hat -

While sadly walking through a field one day

I met a goat who stopped to say

«I'll tell you a secret that will make you smile

I’ll sing you a song with a true sense of style»

«Aye aye, aye-aye-aye, just trust me», She said

«You, you, you need something up on your head

A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero»

Well, let’s see if it fits

Hey, I’ve got a silly hat

I’ve got a silly hat

This goofy lid sure filled my heart with glee

I had to share my fun with mon ami

Mr. Salt, Mr. Salt have you seen the new trend?

There’s a crazy new style which I must recommend

«Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me», I said

«You, you, you need something up on your head

A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero»

«Hey, Mr. Salt, try this one on, oho»

Salt’s got a silly hat

Steve’s got a silly hat

We’ve got silly hats

Oh-ho-ho, Steve, that’s a great hat

You like it? Ooh, nice choice, Mr. Salt, you look good in a fedora

Huh, thank you, hey, hey look at our friend out there

Hmm, now that’s a silly hat!

Oh, I love this new game that Steve had found

I felt like a king who’d just been crowned

Mailbox, oh Mailbox won’t you come out and play?

Follow this recipe from your favorite gourmet

«Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me», I said

«You, you, you need something up on your head

A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero»

Hey, Mailbox, try this one, a chef’s hat? Now you’re cooking!

Mailbox has a silly hat

(A chef’s hat)

Salt’s got a silly hat

(I'm wearing a fedora with)

Steve’s got a silly hat

(He's got a sombrero on)

So, we’ve got silly hats and that’s that

Sombrero, beret, beanie, pork pie, Stetson, derby, baseball cap

Cowboy, sailor, stovepipe, bowler, fedora, Panama, helmet, chef’s hat Jester

hat, coonskin, pillbox, mitre, boater, crown, tiara, deerstalker

Tam o’shanter, kippah, balaclava, fez, turban, dew rag

Bonnet, yarmulke, wool, tricorn, hard hat, bowler’s hat, chef’s cap