DETENTION - ShitKid

Stole my teachers cigarettes

Found them in her purse

Went out during math class

To smoke them in the girls room

Trash can caught on fire

And I’m not a good liar

They caught me with the lighter

Tryna make the fire worse

One time in gym

Stacy was getting on my nerves

(ShitKid you’re a fuckin' nerd)

At least that’s what I heard

So I hit her with a volleyball

Of course the teacher saw it all

But she’s been such a know-it-all

And that’s why

I get detention

Yeah every other day

They say I never listen well

You say I’m going straight to hell

Didn’t wanna study for our test in history

Bought a can of laxatives for Miss Norbury

She caught me in action

She even called my parents

And she said

'You know where this ends'

And that’s why

I get detention

Yeah every other day

Guess I get on their nerves huh

When I don’t listen when they say

Yeah that’s detention

For little Miss Behave

Well they know that

They will

Have to call the

Fuckin' police on me