You're The Man - Shelby Lynne

My back porch is not a grand location

Than a lovely little spot where I might go vacation

It’s just that it’s never been noticed before

Washington decided to open the door

To all the trees within a hundred mile radius

They want us all to pray and then they’ll protect us

But make sure you wear your mask with a smiley face

Oh yeah man

I’m so glad that my Dandy’s old

And I’m so glad he’s past the point of being told

To evacuate his house for his old bodies safety

To the place he walked on when he was a baby

Kept in a darkened room

With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms

Oh thanks for the death sentence man

Oh thank you Man

Somebody’s been up there lining his pockets

While the poor folks bleed from there eyeball sockets

Somewhere a Mama’s boy in a seersucker suit

Ate a buttermilk biscuit and took the loot

Loaded up the Cadillac for a rendezvous

To the Gulf beach where everybody just shoots the moon

Oh thank a lot man

I guess you want to unwind man

Thank you man

Cause you know

You’re the man