People and Their Problems - Shaver

My sister’s kid is tattooed from his head down to his toes

He claims trouble follows him everywhere he goes

He’s such a lazy, loafing, good for nothing, drunken slob

But still he thinks I oughta give his sorry ass a job

People and their problems are giving me a pain

People and their problems are messin' with my brain

I try to help them solve 'em but they always stay the same

People and their problems are driving me insane

The national debt is all the president can talk about

He claims he can’t do nothin' for the congress and the house

Our cars are getting repo’d and we’re 'bout to lose our homes

Then look up on the TV, see him playin' saxaphone

Old Willie, he stays higher than a hundred dollar kite

He huff’s and puffs and smokes that stuff every day and night

His friends all try to change him beggin', «please quit, willie, please!»

But still they hang around and breathe the same air that he breathes