Blast Me to Bermuda - Shannon and the Clams

When I feel weird, I close my eyes

And think of where the sun don’t shine

On that foggy triangle far away

In my dreams a violent storm

Sucks my body, off the shore

To a volcano-city, undersea

Goodbye world, I’m outta here

I’ve packed my bag, I have no fear

I’m headed to the land of no returns

Blast me to Bermuda!

Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls

The bane of vacationing fools

Gnawed wetsuits and bloody lagoons abound

At last my plane, it takes a dive

The truth unveiled if I survive

Witness to a twinkling in the deep

Goodbye world, I’m outta here

I’ve packed my bag, I have no fear

I’m headed to the land of no returns

Blast me to Bermuda!