All Back And Hairy - Screaming Lord Sutch

Last night I was digging in the cemetery

Up jumps a man all black and hairy

Well he looked at me with his beady red eyes

And I’m telling you I got quite a surprise

As I looked at him my legs turned to lead

As the monster reared his ugly head

With mud and worms hanging from his back

He outstretched his arms and his bones gave a crack

It was then that I realized it was time to go

So I dropped my shovel and sprang to my toes

I raced through the cemetery with great speed

But he was right there behind me, wanting to feed

To feed!

It was then that I tripped, stumbled, and fell

He screamed past me, heading for Hell

I crawled on my graveyard hands and knees

I got to the wall, I knew I was free

Free!

And now that I’m safe and in the street

It’s taught me a lesson about digging deep

And now at home I cannot sleep

'Cause I’m always frightened of what I might meet

Yes I’m always frightened of what I might meet

Well I’m always frightened of what I might meet

Yes I’m always frightened of what I might meet

I’m always frightened of what I might

Aaaaaaggghh!