Beer Muscles - Scatterbrain

I go out, I have a beer to start the night

I have some more, I feel alright!

Hey Bartender, double whiskey here we go

Yo make that a triple I can’t say no

Feeling good and getting happy

I just got to smile

A real good mood and I’m one cool dude

'Cause I got cat class and style

Yeah move out to the floor

I gotta dance and sing

Baby I’m the king

I’ve feeling smarter, quicker, stronger

Feelin' oh so fine

Back up to the bar where the world id mine

Ta-ta-tequila, see that girl I got to feel her

All the girls in here want me

And I intimidate the guys

They’re scared of me

Check it out — I might look like flabby

Little girlie man but I work out

1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!

Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!

List your liquor drink it down

You’ve got to learn

Pump those beer muscles baby — feel the burn

Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!

Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!

I’m all pumped up and my work — out’s done

Back into the crowd I’m gonna have some fun

Moving' - groovin', like a Cadillac I cruise

I’m gonna get myself a woman

Anyone I choose

Hey Babe!

Hey Babe!

I know what you like

Come on, let’s go: Whatcha mean no!

Are you some kind of dyke?

Ooooow!

She hit me in the head!

Ooooow!

She hit me in the head again!

I got up off the floor

I said you want some more?

I was ready to beat everybody

They were lucky that the bouncers

Threw me out of the door

Check it out — I might look like flabby

Little girlie man but I work out

1 lift, 2 drink: Beer Muscles!

Live and drink and keep it up: Beer Muscles!

List your liquor drink it down

You’ve got to learn

Pump those beer muscles baby — feel the burn

Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!

Beer — Beer — Beer Muscles!