One Little Favor - Samsa

We’ve been dating for a year and a half now

It’s time I spoke about the way that I feel

And yes, I think about the future we’ll have but

How can I be certain your love for me is real

Girl, I’m ready to commit, to get closer

I’m dropping hints, I’ve got the question rehearsed

But there’s one little thing I’ve got to get over

There’s just one little favor you’ve got to do me first

And if you let me, baby,

You can start the countdown

All you’ve gotta do for me, my darling

Is follow me on SoundCloud

It’s been weeks since when I first popped the question

Pulled the ring out and then spoke from the heart

You were sobbing and I don’t think that you heard me

Don’t think that you realized my proposal had two parts

Now we’re walking hand in hand to the altar

I’ve gotta tell you, you look perfect in that dress

And yes, I love you babe, in sickness and in health but

Before I say «I do"to you, I’ve got one last request

N' I’m so happy, babe

To have you as my spouse now

But first, before our vows you’ve gotta vow to me

You’ll follow me on SoundCloud

So we did it, took the plunge into wedlock

You were waiting till' the both of us got married

Let’s get consummating, I could make your bed rock

But first, just pull your phone out, girl, before I pop your cherry

And if you let me baby, I could bring the house down

Yes, I’ll take you to pound town

But in the name of love, amor

I’ve got a shameless plug before

I plug you

Just follow me on SoundCloud

And don’t act like you’re blameless

Like you’re beyond my reproach

How much fucking work does it take to make a single playlist

Or throw me a repost

I still remember when I fell for you, your smile

Resembled that of Aphrodite’s, I wished I could call you mine

Forever, now we’re man and wife and we’ve made vows and walked the aisle

I’d never thought that me and you would be here, soon to raise a child

Together, I know this is special, we’ve put in nine months of time

And effort, so before your water breaks I’ve just got one last final question

All I need’s your SoundCloud information, you can type the letters

Babe, I know you’re close just hold your labor off till I press enter

And you see that orange button?

There’s no need to be reluctant

All you’ve gotta do is click the mouse down

It would mean so much to me, my baby

If you followed me on SoundCloud

(It's a click, it’s a fucking click!)