Dirty Mac - Sage Francis

Your girl’s been spending lots of time at my place

I been helpin her remove the makeup from her fine face

Telling her to go «Au Natural»

And she trust me cause I’m your pal, thats my style

(Vrooom) I drive the Dirty Mac truck

Convincing her to drink that whole 30 rack up

I sit until I think your girly’s mad drunk, then I turn the dirty mac up

What you and her, we shacked up

Well that sucks, we been getting close lately

Special time adds up so don’t hate me

It’s all about bologna draperies, beef sticks, and meat curtains

Monthly afternoons of bloody hatchet wounds and grease purses

I’m the salt in her pepper, the hop in her steppa

The broccoli in her mi-douth, but she don’t want no chedda

(She don’t want no chedda?) Naw she want somethin betta

I’d like to thank you homes you the reason why I met her

Who’s cryin?