Trouble With Tribbles - S.P.O.C.K

On a mission to a station we ended up in the bar

There were Klingons and Cyrano, a trader who had travelled far

Uhura couldn’t resist the fluffy thing he had for sale

So she brought it to the Enterprise

Which proved to be a big mistake

Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly

Overwhelming the starship, cute little enemy

Meanwhile at the station similar problems

The cargo being eaten and obviously poisoned

But Klingons and tribbles don’t like each other at all

So a spy was revealed and the plot as well,

But what to do with every furry ball

Trouble with tribbles multiplying rapidly

Overwhelming the starship, cute little enemy