We Fuck the Earth - Rucka Rucka Ali

What up mane

It’s your boy Rucka

I’m just a regular guy

A black guy, in pacific

I just wanna to say

On behalf of the human species

This world is fucked up

Hunger

Disease

Poison plants & snakes & lions

It’s too hot then it’s too cold

But you know how we do…

We fuck the Earth

It is a faggot

We fuck the Earth

To build our home

We fuck the Earth

It is so ratchet

We fuck the Earth

To charge our phone

(Baboon)

Hi

I’m a baboon

I can’t make plans

I survive by chance

& I fling my poo

(Dicky)

Ay I’m a retard (yay)

I can’t tie my shoe

I rely on you

To keep me alive

(I got mail, yay)

(Kid)

I’m a child, bro

I just found out I exist (woah, look mom)

I’m more logical than

An orangutan

By the time I’m 6 (where's my dad?)

(Adult man)

I’m an average intelligence adult with all of the past generations' advance

inventions

I live real cheap & enjoy the weekends

Playing X-Box

We fuck the Earth

It is a faggot

We fuck the Earth

To build our home

We fuck the Earth

It is so ratchet

We fuck the Earth

To charge our phone

We fuck the Earth

(Caveman)

I’m primitive man

Respecting nature

My life sucks & is full of danger

(Egyptian building pyramid)

I’m an ancient Egyptian out of breath

Building a triangular tribute to death

(Serf)

I’m a feudal serf

Living close to the earth

Me wife is me cousin

& I own 1 shirt

(Hippy)

I’m a trustafarian hippy fuck

I don’t believe in technology

I sleep in my truck

(Triceratops)

I’m a triceratops, couldn’t stop a meteor from killin' all my niggas

But the media will treat us

Like we’re just the same as you, helpless against the elements

You’da bombed the meteor to bits in several minutes, bitch

(Oriental Sage)

I’m

Ancient Chinese

With no Logic or Reason

I must focus inward & try to make the voices stop screaming

(Indian)

While we starve in India

Our cows live like a king

(Dr. Peikoff)

This «back to nature» talk

Sounds lot like Germany

Earth

It is a faggot

We fuck the Earth

To build our home

We fuck the Earth

It is so ratchet

We fuck the Earth

To charge our phone

We fuck the Earth

(Rucka)

I’m a man

Slow & weak

I can’t fight

But my conceptual-formation ability’s on fleek

Still I don’t know shit

I gotta learn stuff from observation

& tie it all together

It’s called integration

Abstract from the concretes

& form a concept

It helps me to organize

& store them shits

& if Reason’s my method to live by the facts

Then I gotta be free then to think & to act

For myself

To build & to sell

& exploit this whole piece of shit planet

'til it’s not an uninhabitable hell

& then some punk always warns 'bout Armageddon

Tellin' me I’m hurtin' the unborn or the dead

Or a fuckin' blade of grass or a snail

Or I punched a fuckin' hole in the sky

& we’re all gonna die, 2012

(Dicky)

But this time it’s real

It’s Science

Government-approved studies show

We’ll die in 12 years

If you don’t let us borrow your rights

For a while

Pay your fair share

We wouldn’t lie

(Rucka)

Here, take my property

& send me to the chamber

All so Lil Dicky could play park ranger

Yo needle dick, fuck your song & fuck you

You neurotic little capo curly-haired hook nose

Did you know the environment today is cleaner & safer than ever before?

(Serf)

Safe for whom?

(Rucka)

For human beings, you dumb fuckin' ginger

(Adult Man)

But what about climate change?

(Rucka)

Climate change is pretty fuckin' manageable

But if you think it’ll be catastrophic

Let’s free people economically & let them control their own fuckin' property

& privatize the field of science

Advocating for the government to regulate people is something that nihilistic

envious self-loathing dendrophiliac dago wops like Lil Dicky advocate for

(Kid)

But I read on the Internet…

(Rucka)

Oh, the internet is gay, Tommy

These are not smart people

(Baboon makes monkey sounds)

(Rucka)

That’s right, Osama

Environmentalism is just a fuckin' religion…

Well, minus the Christmas presents, that is

(Group Laughter)