Trump - Rucka Rucka Ali

And so I ask you American people

To vote my ass president

Please

Thank you Dr. Carson

Mr. Trump, your turn to make a final statement

(Heh heh heh)

I was born in my own hospital

(A great hospital, the best you could imagine)

Delivered by the doctor that I bought

(And he thanked me, he said, «Donald thank you, this is terrific»)

I bought at least a couple wifes

(Three highest paid women in America)

But the third one doesn’t speak English just right

(And she’s great, I see her on holidays, terrific)

Now this country needs a good strong leader

I’m real busy but I may just have the time

If I let you elect the Trumpster

You’re welcome

I’m a great leader and I can’t read

We’re being rapen by the Chinese

I’ll make these China dogs my bitches

I’m the filthy richest

We need a hero that’ll come help

I’ll sell America to myself

I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges

I’m the filthy richest

I want to make this country great

Right now we’re not great

But the Mexicans keep comin' here to rape

And by the way, at least rape in English

I’ll build a wall no one could climb

No one will climb this wall

And the spics could rape on their own fuckin' side

Mexico is the new China

Now I’m seein' people talk about Trumpster

Sayin' things that quite frankly aren’t nice

When I’m in charge of our nuclear program

You’re all bombed and fired

I’m a great leader and I can’t read

We’re being rapen by the Chinese

I’ll make these China dogs my bitches

I’m the filthy richest

We need a hero that’ll come help

I’ll sell America to myself

I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges

I’m the filthy richest

We’re losin', it’s a catastrophe

I’ll negotiate a better deal, I’ll do a good job

We need a leader pres' that’ll get us out of our debt

Help the people get lower wig prices

We need a leader pres' that’ll get us rid of ISIS

Rip 'em all to shreds, fuckin' towel heads

We need a leader pres' that’ll get us drivin' hybrids

Give us all some bread with a side of Pez

And tell the Mexicans, and all the illegal migrants

You gotta get a license

I’m a great leader and I can’t read

We’re being rapen by the Chinese

(Rapen by Chinese)

I’ll make these China dogs my bitches

I’m the filthy richest

(I'm the filthy richest)

We need a hero that’ll come help

I’ll sell America to myself

(America to me)

I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges

I’m the filthy richest

And I just can’t help all you’s bitches, I’m the filthy richest

It’s gonna be terrific 'cause I’m the filthy richest