Gay Now in Malta - Rucka Rucka Ali

Somebody once told me

A girl is not worth boning

I went and tried a few couple dicks

I was still seen kinds wrong

To be gay

I’m insecure

So I faked my own death

Now I bone men

Well, the dicks start coming

And they don’t stop coming

Pounded some dudes

Even one that’s my cousin

Didn’t make sense

Not to give men dome

I ganged some guys

And gave head to some

Boning some dude

While smoking weed

Watching porn naked in a taxi

I’m 7-oh in the bunghole

I did a guy with a bongo

Gay now

Here in Malta

Getting peed on all day

I pay now for a handjob

From an old guy named Ray

My ballsack’s little and cold

'Til I let some guy lick my chode

It’s a full day

Taking dago boner

Bent over right now

Getting D in St. Paolo

I’m on video chat

Getting fingered

Coming in a guy

In the Venetian river

I like being gay

I get in on the ching

Your butthole’s being torn

So you might as well sin

I blew some guy on my front porch

The birthplace of fascism

Is where I get porked

I’m gay now

Here in Malta

I’m Q anon

Go Saints

I pay now for a handjob

Get to choke on men’s wang

My ballsack’s little and cold

'Til I spit in guys named Bob Dole

And the winner is Smash Mouth

I’m da best

Gay now

Here in Malta

With the Pink Guy Joji

I pay now for a handjob

With some Gold Bond it stings

My ballsack’s little and cold

'Til I did some guy

Somebody once jacked off in San Diego

That was the same kid who made Kony 2012

I said Jeb wanna watch Shrek?

That green dude has him a huge long dick

Let’s all jerk off

While watching Loose Change

Well, the dicks start coming

And they don’t stop coming

Asshole is bruised

From the gentleman drumming

Didn’t make sense not to make men come

They took our jobs but they gave good bum

Boning some dude in Portuguese

With my phone up his exit cavity

I’m 7-oh in the dong show

I did a guy in a poncho

I’m gay now

Here in Malta

Getting peed on all day

I pay now for a handjob

From an old guy named Ray

My ballsack’s shriveled and cold

'Til I let some guy lick my chode

My dong slaps niggas in code

If you think I died bitch I won’t