Feel the Bern (When You Pee) - Rucka Rucka Ali

Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

When you pee does it burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

My hair is a fern, fern, fern, fern, fern, fern

Can I get a perm, perm, perm, perm, perm, perm

Do you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Yes, I am Jewish

My age is 102-ish

I would love to stay in schmooze, but

I must take my nap soon-ish

Our country is in a crisis

Look at my viagra prices

Please vote for me for President

I’ll serve 'til three, then I rest again

Everyone will get free college

Even the African nig- what should one call it?

You’ll get a car and a house, I’ll give you sushi

I have a very weak bladder

I cannot control when I pee

Which would be fine if I could see

Ooo-ooo-ooooo

Can I pay for one ???

Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

All the money in the war, war, war, war, war, war

We would like money too, too, too, too, too, too

Vote for someone new, new, new, new, new, new

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

I don’t like Wall Street ???

Nothing good to eat

Not one single ???

I will tax every last cent

'Til I can get some bagels and lentils

I will sue the Wall Street executives

That are not serving my people’s food

I love cold cuts, this is true

I love matzo ball chicken soup

Is this too much to expect?

I would say «Fuck you!»

if I could have sex

Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

What’s the deal with sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm

Billions of them die, die, die, die, die

Only one gets a life, life, life, life, life

This is something I will fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

You need someone go to vote for this November

I will vote if I remember

My doctor says I will not be dead by then

Hey, kids, would you like free school?

The old Jewish guy is suddenly cool

I must have fight with the young guys

I sometimes pee in a public pool

This whole country needs a fun ???-called-crazy awesome grandpa

Run out and tell your friends

Old Bernie said the n-word again

Please vote for the only candidate

That raises all retirement to 110

Voting, voting, voting, voting, vote again

I believe you get two votes if you ???

I gave equal rights to the black race

When I walked down the street with MLK

It was a nice day for a walk

Didn’t know the schwarzers would burn down New York

Bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Now it’s the old white man’s turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn

Please watch and learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

I loved ???

Can you feel the bern, bern, bern, bern, bern, bern

Ooo-ooo-ooooo

My campaign is slapping around for months already!

Ooo-ooo-ooooo

When you pee does it burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

Ooo-ooo-ooooo

What’s this whole mishigas with Hillary now?

I could’ve sworn she was already President years ago!