Canada - Rucka Rucka Ali

Hello

This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada

The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods

Ha ha

Canada (Ayy, ayy)

Is only there till they do somethin' we don’t like (Ayy, ayy)

I’d like to see them start a fight some day (Ayy, ayy)

We’d probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh

Across the bridge (Ayy, ayy)

Them lumberjacks are pullin' syrup out of trees (Ayy, ayy)

They try to talk but all they know is French (Ayy, ayy)

Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

In Canada

The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time

And no one knows just who their leaders are

All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don’t like

I’d like to see them run their mouth at us one day

They’d probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Yo it’s cold (Ayy, ayy)

The royal police ridin' horses fightin' crime (Ayy, ayy)

They funny hats and pants demand respect (Ayy, ayy)

Just break the law and you’ll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive

I hate the queen (Ayy, ayy)

They ruined basketball with a Toronto team (Ayy, ayy)

They all statistically have smaller boobs (Ayy, ayy)

Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982

Canada

Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice

They ruined bacon and they harvest ice

They hit baby seals and that ain’t nice, not not not nice

Canada

Is only there till they do something we don’t like

I’d like to see them start a fight some day

They’re only there till they do something we don’t like, li-i-i-ike

Homos (Ayy, ayy)

Seems like we should be telling them what to do (Ayy, ayy)

The metric system isn’t very cool (Ayy, ayy)

Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose

Michael J. Fox (Ayy, ayy)

Your shaky ass ain’t made a movie that I liked (Ayy, ayy)

Okay, I guess Back to the Future was okay (Ayy, ayy)

But Bryan Adams should have

But Bryan Adams should have

But Bryan should have stayed in

Canada

The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time

And no one knows just who their leaders are

All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada

Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice

They ruined bacon and they harvest ice

They hit baby seals and that ain’t nice, not not not nice

Canada

Is only there 'til they do something we don’t like

They’re only there 'til they do something we don’t like

They’re only there 'til they do something we don’t like