Boomerz - Rucka Rucka Ali

Folding chairs, funny signs

I’ve shoppen at the Crate &Barrel many times

Boomers are on Facebook

And posting lots of great stuff

Clever mug, prescription meds

Some more meds to counteract the meds' side effects

Posted up at kaiser

Looks like we’re gonna die soon

We’re born after the war

Till 1964

Still, can’t use a modern phone, yeah

All the boomers go to bed

Around nine or ten

'Cause they’re so lazy

Once the boomers start to die

We’ll have a good time

Without all their old boomery

What up my fellow ninjas?

What are you doing today?

I’m posting dank cool memes

Mocha juice, I have a TV

I catch up with my friend at Coffe Beanery

Open up a letter

It’s like email but better

You’re passing out, it’s 8 PM

Your husband’s on the floor, the dog’s raping him

Taking buncha pills now

Let’s Netscape and chill (ow)

Boomers are fans of boredom

Zoomers can’t support 'em

Coomers are on PornHub

All the boomers go to jail

They’re all pedofails

Chris Hansen, get those geezers

Once the boomers all will die

We’ll have a good time

We won’t have cringe old boomer memes

I love you, son

Okay, boomer

A boomer’s older than me

That makes 'em fuckin' gay

All the boomers go to hell

They did 9/12

They got the fuckin' day wrong

And then I said, okay, boomer

One okay boomer

Two okay boomer

Three…

We’re gonna send these boomers back where they came from

Okay, boomer?