Black Friend - Rucka Rucka Ali

That my black friend, he a real black kid

Get your own carton, askin' me for a cig

At the food court, he has 2−3 wings

Then the cops come with Rottweilers and shoot at him

That’s my black friend, he a real black pimp

He got my own car, he don’t need no rig

Loan me 6 bucks, I’ll pay you back quick

I’m just headin' to Ross so I could get some kicks

Wee-woo!

Is that my Fido with the five-o?

Can’t go out, he get the pat-down, why though?

They treat him like a dog with a E at the end

Ima bail him every time, that’s my only black friend

He could dance even better than Alfonzo

He be reppin' the dashiki from the Congo

When we see a Cherokee, he says: «I forgot the key.»

Pick it open with his teeth, and we ride to KFC

When we rolled by the po, he say: «Fuck that stuff!»

He run off down the block in his Crocs and cuffs

When the cops come to me, they say: «Oh, that’s rough!»

Go ahead, keep this car, we’ll report it lost

That my black friend, he a real fat pimp

They say he stole something, a man of conviction

Got the death chair or like 2−3 years

But with some good behaviour, he’ll be out in 6

That my black friend, they shot him in his crib

Got his ass beat up by those gringo pigs

Fired 6 shots while he was peein' on chicks

Then he looked and discovered that it’s me in a wig

That’s my black friend, if you need a sheik

He a trained Muslim brother from the Middle East

He could fly for me into building 3

He could bike and he’s fine at Commander Keen

And he smoke crack and wake up in middle of nowhere

Can’t hitch a ride 'cause them truckers are so racist

When he gets back, he’ll be safe in the back

Of Detroit PD protecting and serving, oh yeah

At Whole Foods, he drive a Prius

And by which, I mean he locked up at home

With a anklet recommend by the judge

He really based 'cause he can’t leave his house

That my black friend, he a real Mike Vick

Got his own bunny, he don’t need no Trix

With a basketball, they send him free drinks

'Cause he looks like he’s Jordan, they’re both black

That’s my black friend, he a real black kid

His last song charted on Wendy’s top 6

Double ranch sauce referencing his jizz

And the beat was sampled from Tito Jackson

Black friend, you the blackest and you know it

Ben’s one black friend is Candace Owens

Let’s trend 'cause we triggered the snowflakes

Get 10% off with code PWNAGE

Black friend and his name’s Gary Coleman

Uh oh, what you talkin' 'bout, old man?

Rest, friend, I’ll remember you always

We spend Wednesdays watchin' Soul Plane

Candace Owens?

More like Candace owns the libs!

Why are we so sensitive?

We grew up watching South Park!