Bruce - Rubicon

Some kids, some kids they just ain’t cute with a name like Bruce

Why don’t kids have the right to choose their own name?

This shit is just not fair

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Some babies, some babies just ain’t

Cute with a name with a name like Bruce

And everyone knows that Bruce is an old man’s name

Like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?

The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Hang his head in shame

Hang his head in shame

Hang his head in shame