Ace Ventura, Pt. 3 - Rozwell Kid

First thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine

Was a tiny version of myself and I was pissed off at me

What the hell have you been eating

Your job is a waste of time

Is it too much to ask, that you get off your ass

This future doesn’t look cool to me

Listen to me you little shit

It’s easy to quit and hard to commit

And I’m sorry that I’m not what you thought we’d be

Not staring in Ace Ventura

So you can go to hell, Me

Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell

The first thing I saw when I stepped out of the time machine

Was a fatter version of myself and I was pissed off at me

What the fuck have you been eating

Your job was a waste of time

It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass

This future doesn’t look cool to me

Listen to me you little shit

It’s easy to quit and hard to commit

And I’m sorry that I’m not what you thought we’d be

Not staring in Ace Ventura

So you can go to hell, Me

Yes you can b-b-b-b-burn in hell

First thing I saw when I backed over the time machine

Was myself in a rage in the mirror and I was pissed off at me

What the hell have you been eating

Your job is a waste of time

It was too much to ask, that you get off your ass