Psycho Bitch From Hell - Roger Alan Wade

Well she’s a psycho bitch from hell

Sucking on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck

She’s hairy as the missing link

Her 12th d-y-pick-n-pay stinks

The nicest thing she ever said to me was, «You suck»

Ah, the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood

And it just tends to go from bad to worse

And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of early times and a quaalude

But a good ass whippin' is what her big ass deserves

She’s a psycho bitch from hell

Sucking on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck

She’s hairy as the missing link

Hr 12th d-y-pick-n-pay stinks

The nicest thing she ver said to my mama was, «Your son sucks»

Well her old mama’s still in jail

'Cus her daddy drank up the bail

And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny

And her little twin sister used to be a whore

But that little pig ain’t no whore no more

'Cus no one’s desperate enough to give the little skank no money

Yeah she’s a psycho bitch from hell

Sucking on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck

She’s hairy as the missing link

Her 12th d-y-pick-n-pays stink

And the nicest thing she ever said to me was, «You better come bail me out or

I’ll kill your family»