Shane - Rodney Carrington

My hair is kinda thinning

I got a tooth thats kinda loose

My belly is getting bigger

Waist size is 42

My prostates getting larger

I pee more than I should

My pecker feels like cotton

When it use to feel like wood

She still loves me

She still tells me I’m cute

And even though she screws the pool boy

Our love it still feels new

She loves me

And I love her just the same

The other day she got some flowers not from me

You know the flowers came from shane

Who the fuck is shane

I’ve lost a lot of money

Gambling till I’m sick

With a lot she’s made

On a corner turning tricks

I know it sounds crazy

To think thats what i let her do

But if you saw the cash she’s made

I’d bet you let her to

She still loves me

She still tells me I’m cute

And even though she screws the pool boy

Our love it still feels new

She loves me

And I love her just the same

The other day she got some money not from me

You know the money came from shane

Who the fuck is shane

Ain’t it kinda funny how to people make it work

Though unconventional nobodies getting hurt

No no no no

She still loves me

She still tells me I’m cute

And even though she screws the pool boy

Our love it still feels new

She loves me

And I love her just the same

The other day we got together me and her

And a goofy son bitch named shane