Had Me a Real Good Time - Rod Stewart

Thought I was lookin' good

So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood

Was invited by a skinny girl

Into her high-class world

Left my bicycle under the stairs

Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

Made my way across the crowded room

I had nothing to lose

My reception wasn’t very keen

So turning on a friendly grin

Stood on the table with my glass of gin

And came straight to the point

I was glad to come

I’ll be sad to go

So while I’m here

I’ll have me a real good time

I was glad to come

I’ll be sad to go

So while I’m here

I’ll have me a real good time

Dancing madly 'round the room, yeah

Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

'Round the bedroom and back

Wandered across to the door

Missed my step and I fell on the floor

Said one word and was asked to leave

Kinda wish I was dead

I was glad to come

I’ll be sad to go

So while I’m here

I’ll have me a real good time, woo

The skinny girl made it clear

That she only came here for the beer

The vicar simply reeked of gin

On my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle

(Good party)

Woohoo, haha, yeah

I was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home

Woohoo, woo, yeah

Oh yeah

Ow, ow