Showbiz Opera Walrus - Robert Pollard

Uncorking a fresh jug of Indian ripple

The road to excess is a time bomb

The kids in the back wipe snot on the tail

Of your silver tuxedo — but still you’ll not fail

You’re the showbiz opera walrus

A double bassoon and a college full of christians

Expensive and horsey

Let go the balloon

The rope walking skeletons dance to the tune

Of the showbiz opera walrus