Soul Train College Policeman - Robert Pollard, Doug Gillard

When she needs a public apology

Silence will do

Up in an ugly room

Everybody dances

Soul train college policeman

Man, it’s the age, stars and the stripes

Finger to the moon

Baby, stay shaking, laughing and baking

Post Christmas cupcake hand-grenades

Soul train college policeman

Oh, soul train college policeman